Heterosexual Questionnaire

If we turn around questions commonly asked of LGBTQ people, we can see a different perspective on sexual orientation:

What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
When and where did you first decide you were a heterosexual?
Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase?
Is it possible that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?
If you have never slept with someone of the same sex and enjoyed it, is it possible that all you need is a good same-sex lover?
To whom have you disclosed your heterosexual tendencies?
Why do heterosexuals seem compelled to seduce or recruit others into their lifestyle?
Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Can't you just be who you are and keep it quiet?
With so many child molesters being heterosexual, do you feel safe exposing your child to heterosexual teachers?
Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex or sexual acts?
With the menace of overpopulation, could the world survive if everyone were heterosexual?